Medical Grand Rounds, Vol 4, No. 41
Posted on July 1, 2008
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Welcome to Medical Grand Rounds, Volume 4, Number 41, July 1, 2008. This week, bloggers from across the Internet have submitted articles that will help us celebrate the 232nd birthday of the United States of America. Their patriotic postings, organized according to their relationship to the Founding, follow:
Lists of Grievances
Annie at Home of the Brave sets the tone for this week’s Grand Rounds. She does a brilliant job showing what the Founders might have said about the current state of the American healthcare system, in What They Were Saying: A Riff on the Declaration and Resolves of the First Continental Congress. The First Continental Congress, of course, met in 1774 to petition King George for a redress of grievances stemming from the Intolerable Acts. The King rebuffed their petition and a shooting war broke out the following year, which led to, well, quite a bit. (Faced with their own intolerable Acts, many doctors, in stark contrast to the Founders, simply keep their heads down and continue making those little marks on their Pay For Performance checklists.)
Ian Furst of Wait Time & Delayed Care is Canadian and knows something about healthcare and the bureaucracy (not that doctors in the U.S. have any excuse not to know the same thing). Ian analyzes the results of England’s 4-hour ER wait-time guarantee, and shows once again how bureaucrats tweaking one variable in a complex system always manage to create interesting unintended consequences. But, since these unintended consequences will always require further bureaucratic activities in order to produce corrections, they guarantee perpetual growth of the bureaucracy, and thus are seen, by the people who really matter, as exceedingly good things.
Speaking of the proper limits of government, Doc Gurley considers, in her post, Hope and Death, the implications of the California Assembly’s latest bill, essentially requiring doctors to tell patients when they are terminally ill. This information, no doubt, would substantially lower patients’ expectations, and patients with low expectations can be managed very cheaply. (Which explains the legislative impetus to become involved in such matters.) But as Doc Gurley points out, the definition of “terminally ill” is often in the eye of the beholder, and the definition favored by those running the healthcare budget may be quite different from the definition patients (and doctors, if left to their proper medical functions) would favor. Doctors not wanting to break the law (or expose themselves to yet another, particularly promising, form of healthcare fraud) will predictably begin shading the definition of “terminally ill” toward the cost-saving side, i.e., making the determination somewhat earlier than traditional (or proper). DrRich predicts that our faithful public servants will soon take note of the prolonged anguish that will ensue as a result of the newly prolonged (by legislation) duration of terminal illnesses, and their bureaucratic compassion will move them to legislate a mitigation; namely, a law requiring the easy availability of physician-assisted suicide.
The Happy Hospitalist this week offers one of his patented, in-depth analyses of the utter mess that Medicare has become, in This is What You Voted For. For a system that produces the exact opposite of what it says it wants to produce, you can hardly beat Medicare. Happy says, “Look out America, get ready for even lower access to cheap effective [primary] care and a highly expensive and wasteful proceduralization [by specialists] of your friends and family. . .Well America, this is what you voted for. I hope you’re ready to live with the consequences.” Taking into account the bizarre incentives, Byzantine inefficiencies, and systematized grievances that are provided in such luxurious abundance by Medicare, Happy (and DrRich) can only marvel in dazed wonderment that anyone thinks that turning the whole healthcare system over to these people is a good idea. Imagine our honored forebears clamoring to turn over the entire colonial economic system to the perpetrators of the Stamp Act!
And anyone who still thinks any government knows how (or can know how) to run a healthcare system should become a regular reader of Dr. John Crippen’s NHS Blog Doctor, to get a taste of what healthcare across the pond is really like. His recent posting, The Rise of the Healthcare Professionals, describes just a few examples of the systematized dumbing-down of healthcare that has accompanied England’s NHS, and will accompany any system in which codified policies, procedures, and guidelines, handed down from on-high and strictly enforced, replace genuine medical thought.

Inalienable Rights
DrRich has always been amused by those boutique diseases that doctors occasionally invent in order to justify new avenues for payment. Psychiatrists (in DrRich’s humble opinion) have been particularly adept at this game. Dr. Shock MD PhD gives us his opinion on the latest such neo-diagnosis - Internet Addiction. Dr. Shock, we are happy to note, is not enamored with this new disease, and to his very great credit finds in America’s founding documents an inalienable right to the Internet. All self respecting bloggers must unite against declaring as a disease the robust appreciation of the Internet!
The anonymous blogger who writes How to Cope With Pain wonders in Can I Still Blog? whether blogging is an inalienable right - and concludes that while it may be a right, the fact that something is a right does not necessarily relieve you of the attendant risks or consequences. So that’s why all those other physician-bloggers choose to remain anonymous! Is it too late to inform you that DrRich is actually a 58-year-old housewife from the upper Midwest who learned everything she knows about medicine from Dr. Kildare reruns?
Alvaro at Sharp Brains talks about the inalienable right of men and women to own functioning brains - and what they can do to keep them - in Why We Need Walking Book Clubs.
Theresa Chan at Rural Doctoring tells a painful story, in Another Reason Why Healthcare is Going Down the Toilet, documenting how some patients (and patients’ families) feel they have an inalienable right to all the time and toil they desire of physicians, and for free.

The Spirit of the Individual, That Which Made America Great
Rob, at Musings of a Distractable Mind, shows us that the independent, creative spirit that made America what it is remains alive and well - even in PCPs! DrRich has long maintained that PCPs need to think outside the box in order to salvage their profession, and in What are You Going to Do? Rob demonstrates thinking that is, uh, way outside the box.
Over at Insure Blog they’re talking about another aspect of the right to fend for yourself - this time, using a patient’s own cloned immune cells to treat cancer. This research, which comes from the UK, is not funded by the National Health Service, nor has the NHS expressed the least interest in it. So, one might say, the British government is keen to remain “independent” of potentially expensive cancer cures. Read about it in Interesting Cancer News.
David E. Williams at the Health Business Blog tells us about an idea whose time has surely come - enticing patients to take their medication by rewarding them with chances in a lottery. Now, what can be more American than that? Go read You gotta play to win.
Kim of Emergiblog reminds us in Give Me Empathy, or Give Me . . . Another Nurse, how, when we are sick and frightened, nothing can soothe us like the presence of a confident, knowledgeable and empathetic nurse. The continued empathy of nurses is quite remarkable to DrRich, who notes that nurses are under as much stress from the bureaucracy as are doctors. Add to that the stress from being expected to follow orders from those harried, frustrated, angry, not-always-clear-thinking doctors, while still doing the right thing for the patient - dual responsibilities that are not always 100% in alignment. Continued empathy under such challenging conditions can only be attributed to individual character and dedication.
Kerri of Six Until Me reminds us in My Own Shoes that knowledgeable, intelligent and rational patients will always take doctors’ recommendations under advisement, but may ultimately decide that their own personal situation is best served by some deviation from those recommendations. Such patients are not being “non-compliant;” they are considering the doctor’s advice within the context of the totality of their lives (which will always include data their doctors can never fully understand), and exercising their own individual judgment.
Christian Sinclair at Pallimed reports on the practice of hospice medicine during the ongoing Midwestern floods. His report reminds us of America’s greatest asset - the dedication, ingenuity and spirit of individual Americans - which is always most impressive under the toughest of circumstances.
Christine of You Don’t Look Sick tells us how patients can take a major step toward declaring their own independence from a hostile healthcare system - by taking charge of their own medical records. Great advice for any patient.

Standing Up To Powerful Authorities
Dr. Mintz takes on the all-powerful popular media in telling us the truth about the 8 drugs that doctors wouldn’t take. It is very popular to bash the drug companies these days, and accordingly, any negative news about (expensive) new drugs is invariably hyped far beyond any objectivity. DrRich would likely say that this behavior is just another example of covert rationing. But Dr. Mintz more usefully provides the objective truth about these “never drugs.” Perhaps, as a follow-up, he should write about the 8 sources of medical news that doctors (at least the smart ones) wouldn’t read.
JunkMD over at Progress Notes sounds like he’s just about ready to tell the feds what they can do with their latest pay cut. In They Just Don’t Get It, he is fed up both with his Medicare-age Senators and with fellow citizens who expect him to just sit there and take it. Maybe, he allows, it’s time to consider retainer medicine. “Opponents of this model wonder who will see the patients who can’t afford a retainer physician. Well, if none of us are in business, it won’t matter.” That sounds about right to DrRich.
DrRich his own self offers an alternative (and most uplifting) explanation for the fact that doctors apparently owe the IRS multi-millions of dollars in unpaid taxes. Rather than merely being tax cheats, perhaps these physicians are emulating their forebears who nobly defied oppressive Acts of Parliament by throwing tea into Boston harbor. But then again, perhaps not.

The Freedom From Misinformation Act
Dean Moyer of The Back Pain Blog helps one reader declare her independence from misinformation by answering the question Can Herniated Discs Really Heal?
Dr. Paul Auerbach at Medicine for the Outdoors tells those who are exposed to the smoke from wildfires (now raging in California) how to stay healthy. Being aware of oncoming threats in this case is a bit more complicated than “one if by land, two if by sea,” but is no less important.
When DrRich was a medical student, the only decent doctor show on TV was Marcus Welby, MD - a series that was heavy on personal interaction but weak on medical information. So cracking the books was the only good option for learning a little medicine. Today, medical students have many more options. Monash medical student, for instance, is fighting misinformation (his and ours) by reviewing episodes of House.
David Harlow of HealthBlawg reports on the launch of the Massachusetts eHealth Collaborative’s latest Health Information Exchange (HIE). An HIE is more about interdependence than independence, but then, our Founders also banded together (vowing to hang together so as not to hang separately), in their struggle for autonomy.
And Dr Penna reports on new information on Genetic Risk Factors for Alzheimer’s Disease. If you decide to get the test, don’t tell the government or United HealthGroup.

The Obligations of the Individual in a Free Society
Marshall, the Episcopal Chaplain at the Bedside, reminds us in Returning to those Hard Conversations that doctors caring for the terminally ill should more often just say the plain truth, even when it’s painful (for the doctors) to do so.
Dr. Val and the Voice of Reason informs us that it’s plain to both the Surgeon General and to any beat cop that “most people just don’t know what it means to be a good citizen anymore.” Read her plain-spoken interview with Sgt. Zlotkus here, then go do the right thing.

Tories
Some, when a growing conflict reaches the point of no return, will always side with the more powerful disputant. In the Colorado Health Insurance Insider, Louise writes about why doctors are unhappy, and postulates that as a result many physicians now say they are in favor of universal, single-payer (i.e., government) healthcare. DrRich simply notes that after the American Revolution, thousands of Americans who had favored continued rule by the King moved to Canada and got what they desired; and finds it interesting that today’s Americans who want the sovereign power to take over healthcare could do exactly the same thing (if they were to lose the “healthcare wars,” as unlikely as it now may seem), and with precisely the same result.
Am Ang Zhang of The Cockroach Catcher blog tells us about the systematic abuse of the diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by “an alliance of antiwar psychiatrists, VA hospital administrators, and patients who never saw combat or even Vietnam service but found that reciting the PTSD symptoms would result in the awarding of disability payments.” Read about it in PTSD: Diagnosis du Jour. Even John Adams has an opinion about this one.

Picnic Advice, or Don’t Be Stupid
RLBates of Suture For a Living wants to make sure we have a happy 4th. She posts again this year on fireworks safety - a matter whose importance she, a plastic surgeon, unfortunately knows all about.
The Samurai Radiologist at Not Totally Rad offers advice on keeping kids from ingesting foreign objects in Coming Soon to a Child’s Stomach Near You. SR helpfully reports on a missive he received from a concerned parent who is dismayed by the existence of such a thing as Kellogg’s Lego Fruit-Flavoured Snacks: “I just spent the first three years of my son’s life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you’re telling him they taste like [fornicating] strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes.” Picnic advice like this you can’t get just anywhere.

What Doesn’t Kill You Will Make You Stronger
Americans have learned repeatedly that adversity produces strength. So, if the rising prices of food have you down, Walter, at Highlight Health, urges you to be of good cheer! In The Upside of High Food Prices he describes how more people are eating local produce - and eating healthier. He neglects to point out (though DrRich will kindly take up the slack) the other problem caused by cheap food that is now being mitigated. We refer, obviously, to the fact that cheap food is the chief source of what has become the latest scourge-of-society: obesity.

Service and Sacrifice
Fighting for what you believe in is always costly, and the cost is never more apparent than in Healthline’s posting on Suicides in US Troops. If you know a serviceman or servicewoman this holiday, let them know how much we all love them and value their service and sacrifice.

The Most Important Aspect of Any Holiday
Bongi at other things amanzi offers us the sad and most affecting story of little k. On this holiday - or any holiday - the best lessen we can take away from k’s story is to gather around us those we love, give them a hug, then count our blessings and thank God for every one of them.
Next Week’s Grand Rounds
Next week Grand Rounds will be hosted by The Blog that Ate Manhattan.
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Wonderful edition. I love your categories. Happy 4th to you.
Extraordinary job, Doc!
Thanks for hosting, and for including our post.
And have a great week!
An Exemplary Grand Rounds…
Dr Rich, host of the Covert Rationing blog, presents this week’s edition of the best of the medblogs….
Beautifully crafted and written. I really enjoyed this Grand Rounds. Thanks for including me.
thanks for including my post from a far corner of the world in your grand rounds dedicated to your country’s special day. much appreciated.
fantastic edition. i second ramona’s thoughts. the categorisation is great. Have a great Independence Day!
Excellent job. Thanks for including my post.
Wonderful GR! Thank you for hosting!
You did a great job!!!! I will have lots of reading to do this week!
Great job Doc.
Another great day of coffee and reading awaits!
Thanks so much for including Emergiblog this week and for very entertaining/informative introductions to the posts. Nice job!
Thank You Dr. Rich for this thoughtful celebration of the 4th. Link back post published. Happy Independence Day to all…jc
Took me a while to read through the lot. What a selection. Thanks for picking my post. Unfortunately in England things are not going well and the trouble is those in power just continue to pretend that all is well with our health service.
The Cockroach Catcher
Great GR edition! Thanks for compiling it.
Sparkling sparklers! This is wonderful!
Thanks for putting together such an exciting and fascinating Grand Rounds. And thanks for including my post!